Why I Hate Thanksgiving

I know,  I know… it’s un-American.

But I really do hate Thanksgiving.

I probably sound ungrateful, right?

But I promise you all that’s not my intent at all.

So why is Thanksgiving my least favorite holiday, you ask?

It’s better to start at the beginning.

I didn’t always despise this holiday. In fact, I use to love the excitement of waking up to the smell of a giant turkey roasting in the oven. My mom would start cooking sometime in the middle of the night while the rest of our family was still sound asleep.  She’d slave the night away just to make sure that she would have everything ready for a late lunch. I’d sit down in front of the TV in the living room to watch the Macy’s Day Parade, sneaking into the kitchen every so often to “taste-test” the food to make sure it still tasted good. It always did. Despite the stomach aches that came and went over the years, I still enjoyed gorging myself on a Thanksgiving Day feast like any other normal American.

That was until I turned 14.

The beginning of that holiday season still stands out in my mind to this day.

Although I had suffered a variety of symptoms before then, it wasn’t until Thanksgiving of 1997 that I truly learned what it means to be REALLY sick.

That morning started out like any other. The aroma of our soon-to-be Thanksgiving feast filled the house and in line with tradition, I stumbled down the stairs, half asleep, and plopped myself down in front of the television. Only this morning, something seemed different – something was off and I couldn’t put my finger on it. I just didn’t feel right at all. Not sick, per say, but not well either. I assumed that I was either experiencing another bout of nausea (which I seemed to grow accustomed to in the months proceeding) or I was simply coming down with the flu. It was flu season, after all. Despite these feelings, I felt it was best to leave well-enough alone and decided not mention it to anyone. I was sure it would pass. I thought maybe I was just hungry. And besides – it was Thanksgiving.

Not too much later, our meal was finally ready. I turned off the TV (the parade was over anyways) and made my way into the kitchen. We each made our plates, gathered around the kitchen table, and everyone waited for me to say the traditional Thanksgiving Grace. It was a prayer that I learned in pre-school and I remember being so excited, even that young, to be a part of the process of Thanksgiving. I felt like I was helping. Little did I know that many years later my simple but short prayer would become yet another one of the numerous family traditions. With a full plate of food in front of me, I grab my mother and my grandmother’s hands and began:

“Thank you, God, for happy hearts,

and rain, and sunny weather.

Thank you, God, for this our food,

and that we are together.

Amen.”

AMEN in our family is the code-word for GOand everyone dives into their plates. I started off by taking a bite of turkey, but my stomach turns. I wait a second before sampling my mashed potatoes – my stomach starts gurgling. Okay, that’s not good. I secretly wonder if anyone can hear me.

Now what?

I try the creamed corn. One bite makes me twinge.

What about stuffing?

Nope, can’t do it. My stomach is twisting.

The green beans?

Nope, not even close.

Not even the bread? Simple, measly bread?

No, no, no, NO!

I run to the bathroom. Okay, maybe it was more like a sprint but still… Oh God, I’m dying. I had never felt pain like this before. It felt as if someone was twisting and pulling at my intestines. I was literally in tears, shaking. When I finally compose myself, I head over to the sink to wash my hands and my face. I look up at the mirror and I can see sweat beads pouring down my face. My hair is soaked. I look sick at this moment. I take a deep breath and give myself a few more minutes to gain composure. I check myself in the mirror one more time and notice that I looklike my usual self once again. Odd, I thought, but I try not to think about it as I return to the table as if the episode never happened.

My entire family stares at me as I sit back down in my chair and pick up my fork as if I am going to try to eat again. What’s wrong with you?  Are you okay? What happened? I feel slightly embarrassed by the scene I made, but blow it off. I’m sure whatever just happened was probably a fluke. It’s surely out of me now and I was feeling much better – or so I thought. My family goes back to their conversations, ignoring the fact that I am stirring my food around the plate more than I am actually eating any of it. I take a few more bites of my mashed potatoes and one bite of stuffing before a familiar feeling comes on. Oh God, not again. This time, I actually do have to run.

By the time I finished in the bathroom, everyone had finished both their first and second helpings, the rest of the food had been packaged and placed in the fridge, and my mother was finishing up the dishes. My plate, however, sat lonely on the table – almost as full as when I had put it there in the first place. I couldn’t stomach looking at it. My mother turned around from the sink and told me to go lay down. I obliged. She must have seen the nice shade of pale yellow/green I had turned during my last adventure in the bathroom. I spent the rest of the day crawling (almost literally) from my bed back to the bathroom. I wanted to die. In fact, I thought I WAS dying.

When I woke up the next morning, I did actually feel a little better. I avoided breakfast, though, (just in case) and helped my family decorate the house for Christmas. Again, tradition. When dinner rolled around, I heated up some leftovers from the delicious meal I missed out on the day before. It had been over 24 hours since I had last eaten and I was starving. My strong desire for food quickly diminished minutes later, however, after only two measly bites of food. Again, my body was revolting. This pattern went on long into the month of December until I finally just reached a point where I completely avoided food altogether. It was the only way to keep the symptoms away.

In the few weeks following Thanksgiving, I lost somewhere between 15 and 20 pounds.

I felt hungry but knew the consequences of eating all too well. A couple days before Christmas, after not consuming anything for over a week, I had no choice but to force myself to eat. Moments later, I was plagued by the same symptoms I had experienced over and over again. Only this time – my symptoms came on tenfold and I began bleeding rectally. My mother found me on the floor after I had passed out from the pain and yelled for my father to come carry me to the car. I’m not even sure my father stopped for red lights on the way to the hospital. I remember that it was cold and flurrying that night, and I was shaking uncontrollably – unsure whether the tremors were the result of the cold winter’s air or the fear I felt inside. Somehow, I found the strength to walk myself into the ER and it was extremely crowded. Luckily, my mother’s worry often exhibited itself as anger and we were promptly seen within minutes.

This was not my first official trip to the ER by any means, having broken a few bones my younger years, but it was the first time I had gone in there really sick. It was like a whirlwind. One nurse after another. One doctor, then a specialist, and yet another doctor. When the last doctor decided to do a rectal exam to evaluate the bleeding, my father cringed and my mother’s eyes opened real wide. Meanwhile, I just cried out of both pain and embarrassment. Afterward, they doctors decided they needed more tests and multiple vials of blood were drawn. Only hours later, we had our answer…

Everything was normal.

How could that be? I am dying, can’t you see that?

I guess they saw something because they decided to keep me overnight for observation. The next morning, I wasn’t any better. More labs were taken, but again, I was fine. The doctors started to question whether I was even sick at all. “It’s all in her head,” they’d say or that it was “just anxiety”. But they kept me at the hospital because I was still bleeding. So I guess the rectal bleeding was caused by anxiety? I’m no doctor but that didn’t seem right. Even then, being young and medically naive, I knew the doctors were dead wrong.

The morning of Christmas Eve in 1997 change my life forever, though.

 It was on this exact day that paved the way for my up-and-down journey as a chronic illness patient – making me the Undiagnosed Warrior. I was still in the hospital when the main doctor handling my care visited me during his morning rounds, while I just stared blankly out the window. It was almost Christmas and I wanted to go home, but I still didn’t feel any better. The doctor began by reviewing his findings during my time in the hospital – which was nothing – and proceeded to tell my mother that in his professional opinion I must be suffering from anorexia. Yup, you read that right.

My official diagnoses was Anorexia Nervosa.

If I had more strength at the time, I would have thrown a bedpan at him. Now I REALLY wanted to go home and I made my request abundantly clear. He then offered me two options:

  1. I could force myself to eat two large pancakes from the hospital cafeteria and be discharged that afternoon – I’d be home in time to celebrate Christmas. -or-
  2.  I could stay in the hospital and be put on a feeding tube.

Those were the only two options – No exceptions. My choice, of course.

I had to decide quickly, as most of the staff was ready to go home and be with their own families for the holidays. The choice should have seemed obvious, but when you’re THAT sick, it’s not the easiest decision to make. Still, home did sound much better than a feeding tube for Christmas and I figured food consumed in any, way, shape, or form was going to cause pain no matter what. So pancakes it was.

Although they weren’t the worst pancakes I had ever eaten, they were far from a gourmet breakfast. Caked in layers of butter and maple syrup, I began choking the meal down – one bite at a time. And with every bite I gagged. The doctor informed me that if I vomited my meal up, I’d have to try again until it stayed down. With tears falling from my eyes, I kept chewing.

Don’t throw up. Don’t throw up. Don’t you dare throw up, goddamnit!

I simply refused to let this seemingly-giant plate of pancakes defeat me.

Since the food was taking me a lot longer to finish than the doctor expected, he explained that he had another patient to look in on before he left for the day, but he assured me that he’d be back to check on my progress momentarily. In his rush to leave, though, he made one crucial mistake: he left my mother in charge of monitoring my food-battle. Shortly after he walked out, as I cried into the one and half pancakes I still had left to go, my mother announced that she had enough. She was over it! Although she had always been the characteristically strong disciplinarian type of parent, my mother wasn’t cold either. She saw the level of my suffering and she knew in her heart that these doctors were wrong.

She swiftly walked over to my bedside table, grabbed the fork straight from hand, and then proceeded to make the remaining pancakes disappear as quickly as physically possible. In fact, I was surprised she didn’t vomit herself. God, I loved her so much. She was my hero. When the doctor came back, he was pleased with MY progress. He asked me if I had any pain. I, of course, said no as I swallowed back the pancake vomit lurking between my stomach and my throat. He was oblivious, but I was cleared to go home.

The rest of 2007 and most of 2008 were generally a blur.

I had constant stomach pain after eating, on top of dizziness and fainting spells. I felt terrible most of the time, but I refused to go back to the hospital. Never again – or any doctor for that matter. I survived on croutons, saltine crackers, and water for the majority of that year. My weight dropped down to somewhere between 85-90 pounds. My mother, understanding my fear, compensated for my pain by consistently buying me new clothes. I had to quit swimming, I didn’t do much with my friends anymore, and I barely made it to school. I resorted to spending much of my “free time” on the bathroom floor.

This was my life and I had to accept it.

On the rare times that I did feel well enough to leave the house, both my peers, as well as some adults, would comment about how wonderful I looked with my new “figure”. That made me even more sick – I was being praised for being ill and malnourished. And at the time I was only 15 years old.

The following Thanksgiving in 1998, I didn’t even try to eat.

 I just plopped myself down on the couch and watched the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade – It was tradition, after all – and ignored the smell of food coming from the kitchen. It did smell delicious, though.

I still don’t look forward to the holiday season – even today.

Or any other formal meal for that matter. Mostly, it’s difficult for me to be “stuck” at a table for long periods of time while staring at large quantities of food. It gives me anxiety just thinking about it now as I write this.

Trust me – I wish I could eat.

 I wish it wouldn’t cause me severe pain,

but it does.

So it’s not that I am being ungrateful for the many blessings I have experienced this year (or even the blessings from the years past). I know I have a lot of great things to be thankful for in my life, especially with all of the people who always there for me, despite my illness.

I’m also not trying to be difficult or picky when it comes to food either. I know there are millions of people in the world who would gladly eat both my Thanksgivings meal and any of it’s leftovers. If I could, I would gladly give it to them.

I hope you can understand. I associate Thanksgiving to pain. And pain is caused by food, just like it is every other day – only there’s a lot less pressure to gorge oneself with Turkey and Pumpkin Pie on any other regular Thursday.

And please don’t ask me if I want pancakes.

 More than likely, the answer is going to be NO.

8 thoughts on “Why I Hate Thanksgiving

  1. Kara says:

    😦 It’s so difficult to make starvation sound like a logical choice, but when it’s the only thing that doesn’t make you feel like death, it seems like the only choice. It’s awful that they diagnosed you with an ED, when anyone who wasn’t blind and deaf could see it wasn’t anorexia nervosa. I went through that, but at as 30 year old woman. It was completely demoralizing.

    I tend to avoid foodcetric gatherings because I don’t exactly enjoy torturing myself just to make the other people there feel good, so I get where you’re coming from.

    Any idea what may have caused it, knowing what you know now?

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    • Undiagnosed Warrior says:

      Well, I personally think it’s due to the Superior Mesenteric Artery Syndrome. Doctors aren’t committing to it be the cause of symptoms, but it makes sense since it compresses the duodenum.

      I’m grateful for my husband’s family being understanding if I don’t eat/barely eat, but it’s still tough to be in front of all that food and the lingering smells.

      I hate that doctors see women as being psychological versus physical almost immediately.

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  2. Elizabeth B. says:

    I am crying from both empathy and the astonishing love from your mother! Your mother is amazing, the fact that she ate your pancakes to save you from your misery is so touching. You are very lucky (even if you were only lucky for that moment, don’t know how your relationship is now).

    Also, I’m pissed at that doctor. I cannot even imagine how anxiety would cause rectal bleeding unless it made you pick at your anus in some way? What a moron!

    Have you still not been able to find an answer for your eating pain (if I remember right, the answer is no)? Do you have to mostly subsist on various liquids for calories and nutrition?

    Also, you chose a FANTASTIC featured image 🙂

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    • Undiagnosed Warrior says:

      Thank you. My mother was a tough woman, but she loved us. I know she’d be losing her mind with everything going on right now. Still, I have to remember even if they tested me back then for what I’ve been diagnosed with so far, they wouldn’t have known what it was.

      No definitive answers for the food, they have diagnosed superior mesenteric artery syndrome but they don’t think that’s the main issue, even though it would cause my symptoms. I’ll be going in for a venogram on Thursday. My calories mostly come from high calorie starbucks and liquid drinks, which keeps my weight up. The doctors think this diet is okay, for now, but that’s probably why my hair started falling out.

      Plus, I love love love Wednesday Addams 💚

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      • Elizabeth B. says:

        Past tense? I’m so sorry 😥 That sucks.

        It is hard to remember that many of these things became known well after the search for answers had begun.

        Maybe treating the mesenteric artery syndrome will at least give a little relief? I’ll wish for it for you! At least they are starting to figure out some stuff, every piece helps (well, it at least gives part of the answer, which helps me moral wise anyway).

        Wednesday is fantastic! She says some of the most creepily true stuff, and she’s just fantastically wonderful!

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